IF i had a girlfriend(our most offensive post yet;the whole damn thing is zeming-inspired)

well well!arent you guys in for a treat!i cant sleep!and im feeling free , and quirky!
so i came up with a list, PEOPLE!i give you...

if i had a girlfriend,

i would(the time now is 1.32am)
1) send her this picture of a t-shirt!and tell her how it would look great on her.




duhhh... but ah-loy, you may ask , whats a p.y.t, well my friend, its a PRETTY YOUNG THING you daft sickening pieces of shyts.(my history teacher actually talks like this)

2)next i would wait until 2 am and send her this song


oh yea, and i d also tell her it s raining here in bedok, at 2am in the morning.

then she'd say :really?
and id say: nah, im just shitting you.

Finally....i d totally end the night romantically by showing her this video


yup, and thats ze ming's Chinese Orchestra by the way.

cool huh?i make a great boyfriend man.

told you guys you were in for a treat