In Da Club

Today, i want to introduce a very special group of people to you all. They are a relatively unknown and low-key feature of the Ministry's society, but they play a significant role.

Friends, i give you:


The Muggerdogs



Yep. Thats them alright, or rather....only a few of us, having a post-promos outing, which is just one of the several activities that the muggerdogs offer. So what do the muggerdogs do? well, they mug(!obviously) and therefore contribute to the "muggervibes" in the atmosphere, which is very important in the makeup of a school.
Muggervibes are positive externalities, confering spillover external benefits on third parties as they encourage people to hit their books (not literally, but either way you intepret it, its a good thing.) Muggervibes are also good because though they are a part of the atmosphere, they do not contribute to global warming.

Besdies mugging, the Muggerdogs also offer a huge variety of activites, such as: co-class mate encouragement, co-classmate teaching, co-classmate learning, inter-class lunching, schools tours, and occasionaly, Classroom cricket or " getting pregnant by Spermy"( its really not what you think) .

Withtin the Muggerdogs, there are several ranks that one can rise to.
one starts with the muggerpuppy, then promotes to a muggerdog. From there, one can even advance to a Muggadog or better still, a MuggaDawg.
Special positions include the Muggerqueen which is a fixed position reserved for the self-proclaimed princess yips, who attempts to hog the spotlight in the middle of the photo.

To qualify for the club is easy, it will only cost you a lot of sleep, alot of life and a whole lot more other things you would rather be doing. Muggerdogging is often held during study breaks over various venues such as the canteen or prefably, an air conditioned classroom.

What are you waiting for! Join the mugger dogs. now!


cresits: leong for the photo