The Ministry Awards

This Post a probably a year late ,special thanks of course to our beloved Fujitsu...

Well,everybody's making a list of 2007's BESTS,without further ado,the Ministry gives you our very own list.Since it's my list,anything that qualifies for 2007's BEST will of be anything that I(ME.mine.Aiyeee.) discovered/did in 2007.

withour further ado,lets get this show on the road!

'drum roll,catcalls,searchlights,applause'


THE MINISTRY'S BEST OF 2007

why don't we start with some common awards...

BEST KNOWN SONG
-No,not umbrella you ll need me to tau pok me with edmund,yin han,charles at one shot before i even say i like that song.2007's best song in IMO(in the ministry's opinion) is
My Chemical Romance 's Welcome to the Black Parade.Why?Because its totally Bohemian Rhapsody,or maybe not,which is another song of the century,and because i say so.

BEST UNKNOWN SONG
-Haha,hands down people,this goes to THE CORAL-IN THE MORNING.Yea yea,it wasnt even made in 2007,so what?It only made its way to the Ministry's Noise Orchestra in 2007.Need further convincing?get me an empty printing paper box and a marker.

BEST SONG NOT of 2007
-well its Howie Day's Collide,who can forget Miss Thian's touching and inspiring Graduation Day Video?Plus,The Ministry has never stopped loving this song.Its GREAT!Don't watch the music video though,doesnt do justice to such a great song.Speaking of Justice...

BEST MUSIC VIDEO
-Okay,this one,i really like,dont know about you guys.Just watch it yourself!
Justice - D.A.N.C.E


Enough with music already,sure,life without music is a mistake,but life without football,now thats an even bigger mistake

BEST GOAL
-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,i dont exactly watch football,but just for the hell of it,ill give my goal of the century.

Dennis Bergkamp,master class!o bother,i guess you could say this really shouldnt be here then.

BEST SAVE
-if i ve got a best goal,then surely there must be a best save.well u got that right,once again,from a time way before 2007,its david seaman,with the save of teh century


BEST FOOTBALLER
okay,2007's Footballer of the year,mmmmm i would love to agree with all the papers and say Kaka,but in all honesty,i ve never seen Kaka play football before,i dont even know how he looks like,so im going to give it to kevin liam!wohoooooo!yay yay!finally, a local bags an award at the prestigious Ministry Awards.Kevin,Singapore's proud of you.

with great balance,poise,vision and incredible talent,Kevin makes deadly accurate crossings and deceptively simple passes that slice the best defenses apart.He's the heart of any team he plays in,the clockwork that keeps them ticking.heres a picture






Okay nuff bout sports already.Lets move on to other awards

BEST PICTURE
this,is really,a pulitzer prize winning picture,and what makes it even better is that the party responsible for the picture is none other than the Ministry itself.without further ado,our picture of the year...



Description:Our dear Wilson gets a reality check during the revival round of Campus Superstar,o ya,before i forget,the total score is 30.The photo was taken at the exact instant the results were released,of which he covered his face in disbelief and said:Oh My God


BEST SLEEPER

In the final months of the o lvls , charles maxed out his sleeping routine to include all lessons and even staying back after school to catch up on sleep.As such,he managed to pull ahead of defending champion of 2006 leon's in the final lap to be our BEST SLEEPER of 2007.






Master and Apprentice



BEST CLASS





nuff said.Can't feature the more famous version of this pic due to a particular party's no consent.hais

BEST TV SHOW
well,before the holidays,i might have said The Simpsons.But,but,i discovered another program that makes the Simpsons not funny.It's none other then


oh,how i love thee friends,everything from the jokes,to the starting soundtracks,to the laughtracks.Gosh,gotta watch it to know it!once again,so what if it probably ended way before 07,i only discovered it in 2007.Its rofl,lmao,lol .

BEST BLOG
Well,as much as id love to plonk the url " http://propagandapuppets.blogspot.com,The Ministry of Enlightenment here,i can't cause really,the ministry is no match for the

http://maddox.xmission.com/
BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE

really gotta read this to know it,gotta thank another good blog,but certainly not the best
http://www.bigmattress.com/weblog/ for the webbie though.Anyway,Maddox in certainly the most badass,laugh ur ass off blogger ever,however,he seems to hate children ...

BEST ENTRY
honoring the very post that put this blog in your bookmarks folder(hopefully),the Ministry's best post is


-start

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Breakthrough

Breakthrough

Recently,a research by the Department of Truth here at The Ministry has revealed some startling evidence about Catholic High.It's something quite out of the ordinary and scientists believe this invaluable discovery will be a solution to our biggest problem-Global Warming.Ladies and gentlemen,i give you-

THE CH CONNECTION





Shocking eh?notice the startling similarities!amazing eh.not satisfied?read on!









Eh?EH?what do you think now?the most incriminating piece of evidence yet!




coincidence or conspiracy?

you decide.



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BEST TEACHER
Mrs Alice Long-for your hardcore dedication and never say die attitude,the Ministry is forever in your debt for rescuing my e-math.Not wasting a single second and teaching us terms like rainbow,housekeeping,climbing mountain,fishing,saturday night fever,you are an amazing teacher.The first ever teacher to hold a 7am-7pm remedial,your constant dedication and effort is really appreciated.Mrs Long,a real miracle worker,we at the Ministry salute you,ten times over!

PERSON OF THE YEAR
alright,im kinda running out of awards here already,how bout the most prestigious on of them all,a real good one.Time's Person of the Year may be Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin ,
but hey,we say no to some Russian President in a far away land.

Our person of the year,is someone closer to home,a truly inspirational figure.Its



SOO GUO KAI

is The Ministry's person of the year because of his remarkable comeback and because of his inspiring spirit.The start of year 2007 saw the amazing powers of Guo Kai,when he achieved full marks for his A-maths paper.He then went on to top the class in chemistry and eventually class 4-1.Despite being an avid gamer in secondary two and three,he made a superb comeback in the year of 2007 and eventually became the top few in terms of academic achievements in his cohort.With such abilities at hand,he took it upon himself to help the weaker students of the class *cough*cough*aloy*cough,giving them constant encouragement and advice.This is what we call person-of-the-year material baby!Furthermore,Guo Kai received class wide fame for his attempted operation RK,though it was a miserable failure,the attempt of the operation itself is noteworthy because of its immense difficulty and outright impossibility.Guo Kai also leads a balanced lifestyle and has achieved outstanding results in Singapore's Youth Golf scene.An outgoing person,he is well known for his sociable character when it comes to communicating with his fellow class mates.His methods involve a combination of grabbing,groping and shaking.Despite all this,he remains humble and hardworking.

Guo Kai,we take our hat's off to you!


Okay,now for one last award,not really 2007ish

2008's BEST JC

VJC,hands down.

its kickass,super-duper,awesome blossom and omg the people here are uber cool.Even my civics tutor/form teacher is kick-ass.GOSH!A special shoutout to sub-grp RALEIGH and the OGLS,thank you!thank you a thousand times over for making my start at VJC such a good one.




and so,thats more or less the awards we have to give out,The Ministry's longest post so far.Wow.Do come back next year though,thank you!and Goodnight!

thats all folks!!!!!!!