Orientation 02

was sadly,a washout!I was nt even posted to an OG!

But don't worry , thats okay, i appealed to the Parliment, who approved (with full funding) the creation of my very own OG the

ALOYSIUS OG.

you see , orientation 02 is based on the theme of Victorian Knights, and the names of the OGs go like this:

Valour
Igor
Cyrus
Theodore
Osiris
Ralphiel
Ivanhoe
Avalon

ahhh,so now you see how it works?The first letters of the OGs when put together spell Victoria...like wow!It takes a real genuis not to see that when i put it in that way .So where then, does the newly approved OG "Aloysius" fit in?Why after Avalon of course!

so putting them together now , you have
Valour,Igor,Cyrus,Theodore,Osiris,Ralphiel,Ivanhoe ,Avalon , Aloysius

When put together,you still get VICTORIAA ,different spelling,same pronunciation,wow,i shudder at the sheer ingenuity of our parliament !

So ,more about the OG Aloysius :

The Origin Of Aloysius :
Feeling deceived at not being assigned to an Orientation Group , the distraught peasant wandered the fields in search of somewhere to belong .By and by , he came to a fork in the road .There ,a deadly donkey fell on him and he almost died . However , in his dying moments , he summoned his fairy Godmother , who gave him three wishes, where he immediately wished to be alive , for a glass of milk and to become a knight!and Poof!You get the most awe-some OG ever.

The OG head Of OG Aloysius :
Aloysius Ho (woah,like duh)

The Mascot of OG Aloysius
well,this ones quite a tough one , the original plan was to get Fido Dido , but we decided he would be to busy running around in those damn cinema adverts .So we were gonna switch to Che my man, that is up until now . Cause right now ,i think , we ll just settle for this ass :







OG cheer:
its very original ,it goes:

Stop,drop and roll
look our for aloysius ho
stop drop and roll
look out for aloysius ho
stop drop and roll
look our for aloysus ho

Goooooooo aloysius ho!


bah,im sorry,im just bored ,i didnt go to school today