Defense Condition 2

The ministry has never been to war before, heck, we don't even have a military budget. But as an imminent threat appears on the horizon, it is time for us peace-loving bananas to throw down our banana sharpeners/phones and pick up our hockey sticks.Your leader officially declares DEFCON 2.




Come my comrades, the time to enlist is now, to defend our sovereignty, it is time to defend the motherland, she who has enlightened us for 2 years and many many more to come...the time is now....rise up and answer your calling!

"The commanders and fighters of the entire Banana's People's Liberation Army absolutely must not relax in the least their will to fight; any thinking that relaxes the will to fight and belittles the enemy is wrong. "
enlist now at the tagboard>>>>

in the mean time, we shld really be getting our asses back into the Battle Of Pee Double Eww.later!

DEFCON 2 -This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. The most notable time it was declared was during the Cuban Missile Crisis, although the declaration was limited to Strategic Air Command. It is not certain how many times this level of readiness has been reached.

From now on, we have to prepare cong xian zai qi jiu yao you suo zhun bei