Causes of World War 2

Modern World Histoy on Monday!
if you didnt study,here s a quick revision on WW2

HOLIDAY SPECIALS

mmm with all the intensive revision lessons and everything,the holidays have become ,welll,school days.so here are some tip to get you through!

yes i know the holidays end in a week,yes i also know extra lessons are over,but u shld also know tt i havent been able to upload pictures for the past month bcos of some technical diffictulties.

BEHOLD!the' ministry's surviving the june holidays guide'





1)New Shoes
a pair of power treads,walk faster ,move faster.you could really use a pair of these to save you some time.




2)A watch
One that actually works,in your favor that is.



3)Sleep!
hey,rest is really reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally yreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally important.



really?

yes honey,really.





4)FOOD.
eat to live,live to eat.yummy ,tender ,succulent,mouth watering,steaming,piping hot, food.enough said.


5)COINS,or in this case,notes.
a sufficient supply of monies ,i cannot overemphasize the importance of skittles to stay awake.esp when you lack pointer number 3.or,when the canteen closes and pointer number 4 becomes and an impossibility.just how much is sufficient then?

this should suffice



6)Handphone
with enhanced reception that is.now,with yuequan technologies,scientists have desgined antennas with cutting edge enhanced reception,designed to penetrate even the walls of the Lecture Theaterete and inpspired by ET's phonehoming device.Yes kids,remember,when the lessons lose their appeal,theres always the handphone.



7)More Sleep



really?yes
reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally.

really.


8)Pornd
yes,get your daily does of pornd.its easy,especially when your class rooms are located parallel to the track.simply follow the steps below.

1.pretend to listen to the teacher and stare at the board
2.angle your head and turn it such that it is 90 degrees clockwise with regards to the board
3.stare

note that it is impossible to not see the pornd.even if u miss this.there's always the one at the porch.or the one below the General Office.

-we hoped you enjoyed"The Ministry's June Hols Specials"-
thats all for now.all the best for the upcoming examinations,and try to enjoy the rest of the holidays.heres the ministry wishing everybody a very happy happy happy happy happy slappy crappy faggotty magotty holidays.=)have a nice day