the maths of weather

it rained today.and yesterday.both in the evening,which is when the class bbq will happen.

lets put some e-maths to good use.

p(rain) = 1/2
p(not rain) = 1/2

whereby p represents probability

why 1/2 u may ask?either rain or dont rain what...LAME

therefore,taking into consideration that it rained heavily the past 2 days in the evening,
P(rain at class bbq) = 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 =1/8

1/8 is considerably smaller than 1/2 ,and therefore,i feel good.

and that my friends,is how to stupidly reassure yourself.

Hecate : "And you all know security Is mortals’ chiefest enemy." -Macbeth

This,That or The Other

i feel i absolutely have to remove mao's and hitler's face off this blog,its really starting to make me uncomfortable,esp their santa's hats.But,i dont know how?

Do u all remember Konfrontasi, also known as the Indonesian Confrontation?
Apparently,Indonesia was suffering from some internal problems before it happened.Then president Sukarno cunningly diverted the attention of the people away by starting the confrontation as he did not have a solution to Indonesia's problem.


Similarly,i have a writer's block.The Ministry has inadequate materials to entertain you,so i give you...

The Best Page in The Universe

its really the best page in the universe if u ask me,i spent my whole November laughing my balls off,until i dropped my tablet that is.which is why life is kinda boring now,but,thats another story for another day.

so heres some advise!read only one entry a day,take it slow,dont read all at one shot,cause once you re done,you get kinda sad cos there are nt much updates anymore.

good day=)

and if you dont know what the Indonesian Confrontation is,im sorry for being such a smartass.

merry christmas everybody!

the world's most badass dictators would like to wish you all




a very merry Christmas!

i know this is kinda late,sorry yea.

once again,i didnt do this,i googled it off googled images.just type
'santa and (insert dictator of choice here)' and wa la!

anyway,for those stalin fans out there,dont be too disappointed,i couldnt get meself a nice santa stalin,tried to make one but failed,so i got a substitute.dont worry miss thian, im sure you ll like him just fine,hes just as handsome as stalin .

o bother,this communist/dictator/history thingie is getting kinda stale.o well.

and for those who didnt notice,this miserable excuse for a greeting card follows a template.

street soccer-the jealous mistress

scorer keeper
kickers pickers
might wanna think twice before beating the keeper

stepover,crossover
flick and chip
dodging and diving is not considered cheap

pass it ,feign it
cross it,shoot it
hey!its your turn to keep!

balance and poise
first touch and dribbling
might wanna add a perfect finishing

play it cool,be not the fool
first to three
aint never been easy

dont commit
just stick to man marking
turn the tables with counter-attacking

be careful with volleys
mess up not the tap ins
do all this and more,cos we so gotta win

half court rule and goalies circle,
means no violent zam-ing
or one on ones

Chritiano Ronaldo is God today
but you my friend,
have got a long way

you gay!

and now they wont pick up the phone.why doesnt fujitsu pick up the phone?or does everybody close on the day before Christmas?



anyway,
today i changed my hotmail from alloy_was@hotmail.com to aloy_was@hotmail.com.
so i took away an l

an L.

yea it sure makes a hell of a difference .

as i went around rearranging my contacts,cos u can have groups and all,i realized i could have a contact group called girls and have 1 or 2 inside.that being my sister.

i also realised that junior college is co-ed.

sheeesh.i so totally/do not look forward to meeting girls .

i dont know.


anyway,im sure there are many others out there who have been in catholic high for 10 years,dont worry.just take the gay test,featured before,featuring again .
the tests can be taken at your good doctor located in the nearest communist regime












NEAREST COMMUNIST REGIME

walauey

i just dropped by to say :




its been a month(and one day) since my tablet s been away at their customer service centre.And its not just any month, its a freakin school holiday month!
to think they told me "up to 1-2 weeks".Man o man o man,is CASE going to hear about this.And the holidays are ending so soon!






boy , am i


ed

tentative.trying.thinking of.unconfirmed.hopeful

i luv 4-1 and the class bbq

Here At The Ministry

we encourage sports in our youth because....





(in english)
Little friends, come and join in physical exercise so that you will be ready to be a successor to the revolutionary tradition.

ViVa La Football!




btw,the technicians at the Communications Department have discovered that this blog does not sit well with internet explorer.Therefore,a bill has been passed in the politburo

Bil Number 2106
passed:December 14 ,2007
Bill Title : Law of removing distress to the common internet explorer people
Description : All who view http://propagandapuppets.blogspot.com/ should do so using the firefox browser available here at no charge.Offenders who fail to comply will be arrested by punished accordingly by the Gestapo.

so shoot me for being lame . what i meant to say was,change your browser to firefox now!its better.and everyone uses it.Nah,im not too sure about that ,but googling best internet browser will bring up the firefox page as the first result ....


Today,
life is looking great!thank you!

Stalin!I Choose You

Meet some of the famous dictators of the past















i didn't do it though,of course.I found it off deviantart ,
found it kinda interesting so i thought i d share it with you guys

the great artist behind this is jimmyhotpants. see more of his work here

thanks jimmy!

And Now,for More Laughs

sheesh , dont know why ive never seen this before.



and how they laughed and laughed and laughed

Bright Lights and Christmas Bells

We were on our way to the big screen building.It was the capitalists greatest invention,claimed by the Ministry as its own.A huge screen in a single dark room,complete with speakers surrounding the darkness,to entice and enchant the unsuspecting audience.The ultimate propaganda machine.Here,films depicting the greatness of the Ministry were shown everyday,by the hour .The films spoke of the Ministry's interminable breakthroughs and achievements . Record harvests,superior technology,high job ratios,countless victories over The Republic ,the list went on .

We knew better though.On our way to the Big Screen Building,we had lost a comrade to an Unable.He was slightly plump,and dressed in blue.Like other Unables , he was denied of a home and left to wander the streets,staring aimlessly and gesticulating wildly.He was incapable of logic,he danced around the train,waving three meaty fingers at the frightened commuters . As the train rattled down the dark tunnel,we feared the worst ,its joints creaked and groaned from the lack of maintaieance ,threatening to become another one of the many cases of "accidental derailment" due to the constant bombardment by the Republic upon the Ministry's Invincible Underground Railway . (gosh im losing my mind aren t i?)

what i really meant to say was :
went to orchard road today with albert and kevin and watched Hitman.(dont get me started on what a waste of money it was!)Guo Kai was with us initially but got frightened away by some mentally unsound person who scared the living hell outta all of us .

ha.ha.ha
ha
ha

can still hear the maniacal Kevin laughing hysterically and slamming into a wall while doing so .

Now Thats An Adventue Worth Talking About!

dont mind me , its the rain and everything,just keeping me indoors,with Ricky Nelsons "Rhythm of The Falling Rain " going on in my head ,and on and on and on and ..........

review

okay kids!whadaya know its second december already.another month and we ll be back in school.






alright lets look at what i ve been doing for the past week

sunday-church
monday-football
tuesday-badminton/running
wednesday-basketball
thursday-stuffs
friday-basketball
saturday-scouts and basketball

wheeeeeeee,
life sucks

if only things were
built to last