Idea For a Comedy: Mathness, a short play.

Characters:
Aloysius Ho, seventeen year old student under the Junior College examinations system, the protagonist of the story
Mr Derrick Wong, Math Teacher in his mid-thirty's, unfortunate teacher of the protagonist.

Setting:
Classroom, mid-afternoons, math lesson.



-The mid-year examinations have just ended, and the new school term begins,Aloysius is sitting in the classroom amongst his classmates, Mr Wong enters-

[enter Mr Wong]

Aloysius:Good day to you sir.

Mr Wong(cheerfully): And a very good one to you too my boy.Well done my student.You actually passed!


-end-

Frodo's Big Secret

Everyone is in on Frodo's big secret.Everyone but Aragon that is.







i really really really hope you liked it!

realize

i know a secret
that makes all girls cool
i know a secret not fitting for you
if we turn off our criticism
and started out with character
we d find our world
so very much better

but i know a girl
who is different.
she is quirky
she is cool
she is pretty and too damn good to be true.

but as she walks away
im at a loss, what to do or say!

just the mere thought of you
it makes my day!


soooo damn cheesy man

Public Apology

i have... really bad exam etiquette.

i sincerely apologise to all whom i disturbed in LT4 during the lit exam today, or math exam for the matter, i honestly didnt know i was being so noisy.

sorry!

the mid years are here(you shouldnt be reading this)

everyones saying they didnt study, but im sure everyone has a different definition of studying.
but that doesnt matter
cos im here to wish everyone...

all the best!

3am

stayed up pretty late to catch up with zeming on msn...well...we talked about what guys talked about(what else!) was pretty all-some.

heres an (edited)extract:

ZzZ OMGx500! RAHHHHHH says:
ALOYYYYY
AND IIIII
STAYED UPP
TILL 3 AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
aloy says:
till 3 am
to watch jue dui superband
but then
back when
we were friends
there was no superband
only a band of friends
happy clappy friends
friends who bend and blend

ZzZ OMGx500! RAHHHHHH says:
this poem
ZzZ OMGx500! RAHHHHHH says:
is ze-ming inspired

oh!i remembered

it had something to do about whining.here goes:

i have a million things i should be doing now, math to start on, a script to write, online conscription,econs,history,lit,more math

but im content.just sitting here, plugged into my computer, and letting the pleasant sounds flow ...and let the tingly warm sensations that fill me up

lalalala

well...

i
was
gonna
say
something
but
i
was
so
totally
stoked
by
the
comment
left
by
a
particular
dude
at
my
gongjiaotongjun
post,
that
i
forgot

.

This is a Sticky Situation(our 101th post)

alright, so i couldnt think of anything special for my 100th post, not like i really spent effort thinking of something coolio enough for the Ministry's 100th Edition.

then again, thinking of something special has resulted in me delaying several posts and stuffs ive wanted to scribble down, so im not gonna delay anymore i guess.... yada yada...you get the point.

it has however, come to my attention that people who visit my blog don t always click my links!argh... you have to people, or you ll lose the essence of the post man....and ill end up looking like a raving lunatic(which i am of course not, though some of you will surely beg to differ)

its amazing...

how ambition so powerful, can drive one to such great heights, or bring about ones downfall to a similar or even worse extent.
how one simple word can make one's day, or ruin one.
how feelings(such as love for one) can get one so euphoric, yet elicits similar bouts of depression and despondence.

instead of subtly hinting away or writing seemingly emo nonsense in times of emotional distress, i confess

to having ... a .... crush... on.....haha,jack
haha...were you expecting more?did you think it would be so easy?
suckerzzzz...

theres more lah of course... but i lack the courage and ability to do as most guys do.
so YAH.

im so childish...i could eat a horse.

Gongjiaotongjun.This One's for YOU

gongjiaotongjun = 公教童军

how many people can truly honestly sincerely say they love their cca.

i can, about my scout troop.im really proud of it.i used to wonder what people would think of me if i told them i was a scout, id always thought id be embarrassed by it or something.

but i can tell you, that i may live in the east, and i go to cat high, and u ask me why, and i d say, why for the scout troop of course, its worth every bit.

when you go through so much, with the people around you, and you ve seen the real them, them under pressure, you and them, going through hell together, and at the end of the day, theres always a purpose, theres always a reason.and then you go back, and you see, how you once may have done it, and say to yourself : boy i didnt really get through that did i?

and you wanna see the troop go on, you want to give a little something back of what you ve learnt.you ve seen what its done for you, and what it will do for others, and you are happy, that your juniors have made the right choice, and that they have so much potential, and such a long way to go.







oh and by the way, Stand By Me(the movie) is a MUST WATCH for every boy, man and dude.
and hey!whadaya know, its an adaptation of one of stephen king's books!