Saturday, May 02, 2009

Point of Information

In view of recent sub-standard posts and unnecessary rants, the old gaurd of the ministry has rallied the support of the conservative factions and the old timers to call an Extraordinary General Meeting to take action against the new stream of angst and personal viewpoints that have tarnished The Ministry Of Enlglightenemts reputation as a web page of blogging excellence.

The summary of the resolutions decided upon at the EOGM are as follows:

1)Decisive Actions Aginst Angst
1.1) Forceful Eviction of Angst and Rants
The overwhelming priority of the EOGM was to protest against the sudden influx of emotional posts, rants and personal dabblings. Also, the loss of quality and style which now differs greatly from the orignial days has been a huge cause of concern for the conservatives. An agreement was eventually reached to have the past few days posts of highly controversial, sappy and angsty content purged and exiled to an undisclosed location. This location has been kept undisclosed to protect the sanity of readers who have face an oversaturated market of emo blogs out there and could really not use another. This address however, maybe be released in the future if the Great Leader should feel the need to do so.

1.1)Disregard for The Ministry
Allegations have been made against the Great Leader for allowing the continual manifestation and expansion of rants and angst which have tainted the original intentions of the establishement of the Ministry. This can be traced back to Thursday March 20, 2008 where the first symptons of mainstream ranting were evident. The Great Leader himself may be tried in court for such acts of treasony and failure to put an end to these personal posts from the start, thus allowing for the accumulation of angst which leads to the present problem.

2)The Future of The Ministry
2.1)Resolution for future discussion
The future of the ministry is currently pending, as to whether or not, the site will be shut down or continue to operate and produce posts.(switch to newscaster mood here) Many however doubt that the Ministry will return to its old days of good humour and ease as many speculate that the ministry has lost its relevance to daily happenings of the lives of the great leader whose interest in blogging has waned since late 2008.
2.2)Preservation ofthe Ministry
Despite the current bleak outlook and the already destroyed image of the Ministry, the conservatives have pushed to preserve the original intention of the Ministry and its humble begininngs. As such, citizens are politely requested to be inclined to remember the Ministry for its positive works and good intentions before October of 2008. The pre-Oct 2008 Era has also been oficially termed the Good Old Days in the history of the Ministry and more importantly, should be rememembered as the Pre-Angst Period of Prosperity and Peace.



Your faithfully
Once Dear,Great and Feverently Socialist (But Not So Much Anymore) Leader




somewhere along the way, he lost the plot