KTYT-A Ministry Original

Following the extremely useful and usable CMI(Cannot Make It) and TMI(Too Much Information)
the Minsitry's Language Department is proud to present to you

-the newest on the list of the MAA (Ministry Approved Acronyms):

"KTYT "


KTYT basically stands for Keep Telling Yourself That.
One will surely find this acronym extremely usable in our very humble society, where people often attempt to lump ego and wit together and have no problems with being shamless! No more to that!Thanks to the KTYT , perfect at blowing out your freind/fiend 's over-inflated ego

USAGE:

KTYT is often used together with the following sentence :

That's right________ , Keep Telling Yourself That
whereby the person you are directing the KTYT at gets his/her name filled into the above blank .


The KTYT can also be used with the additional sentence to be said after the sentence above when the situation allows:

"One day, it just might come true "
this sentence is of course optional and one need not include it when using the KTYT.

EXAMPLES:
Here are some examples of the KTYT in action:


Example One

Stalin : I'm a good man, that i am, I helped set in the place the communist idealogy and my leadership brought about great harvests!Especially my five year plans!i should get a Nobel Peace Prize for my lifetime of achievements !

Mao : That's right Joseph,Keep Telling Yourself That







Example Two



If you dont understand the second example,you might wanna start reading the newspapers , or check these links out.

Orientation 02

was sadly,a washout!I was nt even posted to an OG!

But don't worry , thats okay, i appealed to the Parliment, who approved (with full funding) the creation of my very own OG the

ALOYSIUS OG.

you see , orientation 02 is based on the theme of Victorian Knights, and the names of the OGs go like this:

Valour
Igor
Cyrus
Theodore
Osiris
Ralphiel
Ivanhoe
Avalon

ahhh,so now you see how it works?The first letters of the OGs when put together spell Victoria...like wow!It takes a real genuis not to see that when i put it in that way .So where then, does the newly approved OG "Aloysius" fit in?Why after Avalon of course!

so putting them together now , you have
Valour,Igor,Cyrus,Theodore,Osiris,Ralphiel,Ivanhoe ,Avalon , Aloysius

When put together,you still get VICTORIAA ,different spelling,same pronunciation,wow,i shudder at the sheer ingenuity of our parliament !

So ,more about the OG Aloysius :

The Origin Of Aloysius :
Feeling deceived at not being assigned to an Orientation Group , the distraught peasant wandered the fields in search of somewhere to belong .By and by , he came to a fork in the road .There ,a deadly donkey fell on him and he almost died . However , in his dying moments , he summoned his fairy Godmother , who gave him three wishes, where he immediately wished to be alive , for a glass of milk and to become a knight!and Poof!You get the most awe-some OG ever.

The OG head Of OG Aloysius :
Aloysius Ho (woah,like duh)

The Mascot of OG Aloysius
well,this ones quite a tough one , the original plan was to get Fido Dido , but we decided he would be to busy running around in those damn cinema adverts .So we were gonna switch to Che my man, that is up until now . Cause right now ,i think , we ll just settle for this ass :







OG cheer:
its very original ,it goes:

Stop,drop and roll
look our for aloysius ho
stop drop and roll
look out for aloysius ho
stop drop and roll
look our for aloysus ho

Goooooooo aloysius ho!


bah,im sorry,im just bored ,i didnt go to school today

Happy V Day

happy v day everybody!it s the first time i ve actually gotten stuffs from people,im really honored and wowed really,thanks to everyone!im realy sorry i got nothing for you in return!heres 2 songs for everybody!

For The Attached:




And The Super Singles :



And For The Guys At CHS who probably dont give a cow:

Knock Yourself Out

How much fun can one have with the following?




well,quite a bit apparently , if you re as lame and as annoying as the Ministry's under budget Humor Department...

try not to choke on the glasses,notice they 're not in the photo...


like i said,the glasses were not in the original shoot...

Exciting Elections

Thats right!To eradicate global warming and bring about world peace,simply vist
here

and log in with your nric as user name and date of birth as password (format YYYY/MM/DD)
and vote for your fellow pegasus peole,you are however,strongly advised to vote for jerald,sarah and leon if not....
(cough*purging*cough)

alright,credits to ses and jerald for the posters and to irene for the e-voting thingie.
The Ministry bades you all a Happier Chinese New Year .

schizophrenia

aloy : loud music makes me feel good
yola:but you didn t use to listen to loud music,in fact,you hated it!
aloy:i didnt use to be called aloha either
yola:Oh please....
aloy:suddenly i see(see ay)!
aloha:this is what i wanna be?
aloy:i ....i dont know!why the hell does it mean so much to me anyway?
yola:OMG, isnt that Seven Nation Army i hear?
aloy :totally
alloy:ewwww,i soooo prefer Busted
aloy:that i did,with my ankle,that i did
yola:and it would seem to be the case with your mind too



If you didnt know what responsibility does to people,now you do

Oh!Oh!No!

Live report-sources have confirmed that the ministry is very close to ranting , very very close to succumbing to the temptation that all bloggers get to rant/"crap"/complain and talk about a load of nonsense about how much he/she feels and which no one really gives a hoot about.

"Steady the line!hold the horses!listen to happy songs!Post something!":excerpts from Workers at the Ministry of Emotional Control .

and thus,the Ministry averted an almost-rant-and-rave disaster.

and once again,the day is saved by



whatever

08A12 -Class of Class

refeaturing this here,so everyone else can see how awesome my class is!

to the tune of the bimbo cheer:

Oh My God,i think i need some A-12
the fun,i swear,its screwing up my hair
red blue yellow green
not the colour of josephine
i dont know,i dont care
leon doesnt wear underwear
like ingmar,like aloy,like jerald khoo chie yong

Oh, and if you dont mind,you could change the line "like ingmar,like aloy,like jerald khoo chie yong" to "like gillian,,like deborah like sarah sarah sarah" of course that would be really really wierd,so ya,stick to the original!