I am secretly a banana

bananas!



i started to post this even before i finished the video.
and no i have'nt been watching alot of youtube lately...i just happened to stumble upon these videos.

more bananas!



see its all connected- muppets-bananas-potter pal puppets-more banana(phone)s!

bananas make the world a better place. they're peaceful, fun loving things. they are often unfairly portrayed as symbols of violent mishaps and mindless pranks in cartoons.
most importantly, bananas make me happy. you won't believe how i found this out =)

happyness

and 2 mins and 27 seconds of it on youtube.

happyness.

a fragment of it, as i decided to plug into this song with the wind in my face, the promos behind me and as i cycled along east coast beach at night, with my friends.

i felt like the dude in the video (the good parts are at the end) .







i am bursting to tell someone, anyone.

Cheeken Nugget

nothing quite pisses me off as my computer. my laggy computer.
wa lau i bet the freakin chips and silicon discs and wafer whatevers are conspiring against me.

Rebel Computer Chip :
"Haha! Here comes the master, let's all lag"

Rebel Button Enter
"Press on me will you, PRESS ON ME WILL YOU!
ill show you just how lag it can be."

WELL!this is war you scumbags!its my computer and im prepared to go on an all out protracted war against you and your rebel scumbags!


just last night i was watching the Matrix, if what it tells us is really real, then omg, the age of AI is here, we are but slaves to the computers.
but of course we all know the matrix isnt real, why? because the only Neo i know, definitely ain't the One.





joking, thanks for the help gene gene.

In Da Club

Today, i want to introduce a very special group of people to you all. They are a relatively unknown and low-key feature of the Ministry's society, but they play a significant role.

Friends, i give you:


The Muggerdogs



Yep. Thats them alright, or rather....only a few of us, having a post-promos outing, which is just one of the several activities that the muggerdogs offer. So what do the muggerdogs do? well, they mug(!obviously) and therefore contribute to the "muggervibes" in the atmosphere, which is very important in the makeup of a school.
Muggervibes are positive externalities, confering spillover external benefits on third parties as they encourage people to hit their books (not literally, but either way you intepret it, its a good thing.) Muggervibes are also good because though they are a part of the atmosphere, they do not contribute to global warming.

Besdies mugging, the Muggerdogs also offer a huge variety of activites, such as: co-class mate encouragement, co-classmate teaching, co-classmate learning, inter-class lunching, schools tours, and occasionaly, Classroom cricket or " getting pregnant by Spermy"( its really not what you think) .

Withtin the Muggerdogs, there are several ranks that one can rise to.
one starts with the muggerpuppy, then promotes to a muggerdog. From there, one can even advance to a Muggadog or better still, a MuggaDawg.
Special positions include the Muggerqueen which is a fixed position reserved for the self-proclaimed princess yips, who attempts to hog the spotlight in the middle of the photo.

To qualify for the club is easy, it will only cost you a lot of sleep, alot of life and a whole lot more other things you would rather be doing. Muggerdogging is often held during study breaks over various venues such as the canteen or prefably, an air conditioned classroom.

What are you waiting for! Join the mugger dogs. now!


cresits: leong for the photo

Post Promos Anthem

okay okay. 5 ways maximise your appreciation of the post promos anthem:

1)watch the video.
2)listen to it and try bobbing your head along in synchronization
3)uh...(for lit takers only) visualise the Wemmick's aged nodding violently to the song.and chuckle
4) sing along(just the chorus please)
5)call your math teacher and blast the chorus when he picks up






Nick Caraway, i feel you man, i do.

apples of gold in settings of silver

So this is how the promos end,
not with a bang, but with a whimper.

this sucks.why cant this blog be the way it used to be.
im going to sleep.





it was' nt supposed to sound this way.

The Greatest Olympian Ever

A little thought goes a long way

Pause you who are reading this, and think for a moment.(yes, i have been studying my great expectations!)

How different are you from just a year ago?Have you compromised beliefs, beliefs that you have held close to your heart all this time for seemlingly important things. Have you compromised yourself, your friends, your values, your character just because things, or maybe you for the matter, are different from the way they were a year ago.

do you like the way you are now?
do you think the " past you" would approve of the person you've become.
are you even aware that you have changed!

once you change. you can never go back.
really , really.
i don't know how to put this across cos im really not in much position to comment either, its just that, i feel theres nothing quite as important as keeping one's self.

please don't change.

thank you

josiah
wye min
souffian
calvin
jeremey
leong
gillian
ignmar
souffian(the other one)

little things like these , make my life
thank you

happy ten thousand hitth day

Yes! we ve hit ten thousand hits ! yipee.
you know what this calls for?

A CELEBRATION!

As part of the Excellence Program organised by the Ministry Of Labour, the Ministry has produced surplus hits surpassing the target quota of ten thousand set by our great leader whom the sun shines dearly on.As a result, the surplus welfare will be passed on to our faithful and loyal worker/consumers in the form of free automobiles.

Free Automobile


description of free automobile:
Lamborghini-Murcielago, no idea whats the deal with Lamborghinis but their supposed to be really rare and good i think...im really not into cars at all.see i even picked yellow cos bananas are yellow, and everyone(if u did'nt now you do) knows, our great leader whom the sun shines eternally on absolutely loves bananas.

Instructions to claims free automobile:
1)right click your automobile of choice and colour( told ya the ministry's democratic)
2)select option save as
3)choose location to save car to
4)patiently wait as browser processes your application for free car
5)successful applicants will be notified by the term "download complete" or something along those lines



hahaha...this isnt the first time im doing this, on a more serious note,thank you so much for coming here and just reading my blog, its nice to know that people are interested in my two cents worth(i hope)!please do keep the hits coming!thank you!thank you!thank (insert math grade here)