Ministry oƒ Enlightenment-ate my short shorts: October 2008

just thought you guys might want to know...

i love church
i enjoy going to church
i do i do i do i do.

God points me in the right way when i am lost and confused
gives me strength when i have none,
picks me up when i am down and out
you can depend on/pray to Him anytime, anywhere

for those going through A's , O's, R papers,
who didnt do too well for their promos
who are going through hard times
who are going through a really rough patch with no end in sight

this is for you:

(clicky clicky!PLEASE!it wont hurt to)

to quote Sam: Hold on to Jesus, don't let go.

really really really, cause when there is nothing else ...

Hold on to Jesus!

this shit is bananas

i was trying to come up with something funny, and then i realised i ran out of material...
then i realised...
the last photo from my k618i was reallly really ages agoo, really long ago

so yea!heres a bunch of stuff(may take some time to load)

Lecture Fun

Attack Of The Giant Sheep(on the unsuspecting form teacher)

No Sleeping in Class

That Explains Alot

Tough Stuff

Bananas

Bingo

Boxes

Plain Retarded

Awww

Finally!

Yes, that is my WR you are looking at, colour and non-colour
and my very lovely pw group.

Right, Now, All My Dreams Are Waking Up

ever get the feeling when you suddenly jolt awake and go
"oh shit, ______"

kinda ?

incidentally, right now, we re done with defcon.
its amazing how some of you guys enlisted despite not knowing the cause of war.

i am truly, deeply touched...
thank you, the Ministry is forever in your gratitude...

not.

you knew that was coming.

didnt you.

huh
huh
huh

"But right now
Everything is turning blue,
And right now
The sun is trying to kill the moon"
- Honey and the Moon, Joseph Arthur

Defense Condition 2

The ministry has never been to war before, heck, we don't even have a military budget. But as an imminent threat appears on the horizon, it is time for us peace-loving bananas to throw down our banana sharpeners/phones and pick up our hockey sticks.Your leader officially declares DEFCON 2.

Come my comrades, the time to enlist is now, to defend our sovereignty, it is time to defend the motherland, she who has enlightened us for 2 years and many many more to come...the time is now....rise up and answer your calling!

"The commanders and fighters of the entire Banana's People's Liberation Army absolutely must not relax in the least their will to fight; any thinking that relaxes the will to fight and belittles the enemy is wrong. "
enlist now at the tagboard>>>>

in the mean time, we shld really be getting our asses back into the Battle Of Pee Double Eww.later!




DEFCON 2 -This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. The most notable time it was declared was during the Cuban Missile Crisis, although the declaration was limited to Strategic Air Command. It is not certain how many times this level of readiness has been reached.